Top 10 List for all of you top 10'ers!
Things to avoid with your WENIS!
- Avoid poking the lady behind you at the grocery store with your WENIS.
- Avoid laying your WENIS on the table during dinner.
- Avoid self-tanning lotion on your WENIS unless you want a really dark one.
- Avoid WENIS envy. Don't covet your neighbor's WENIS if it's nicer than yours.
- Avoid pushing the screen door open with your WENIS.
- Avoid hitting your funny bone or your WENIS will ache.
- Avoid landing on your WENIS if you slip and fall.
- Avoid sticking your WENIS out too far in the aisle on an airplane.
- Avoid jamming your WENIS into your spouse if they tell an off-color joke.
- Avoid sassing your mother when she tells you your WENIS is crusty.
